A special hello to Joe Sam, my friend in Florida!
Your Hot Lizard Boy paid tribute to Florida in Der Verwantlung
(The Metamorphosis).
What do you do for a good time?
I write alien love poetry.
Some of my poems seethe with passion.
Some make the young girls cry.
Some are terrible, but it's my Web site.
If you're a Cancer like me, here's your horoscope for October 25, 2006:
A minor influence between the sun and the moon suggests that you need to strike the right balance between fame and fortune.
Sure, it's difficult dtermining whether you should be famous or fortunate today, but just use Britney Spears as your role model:
Baby, that girl made the wrong choice.
Keep some quartz and Jim Beam with you to clear your aura.
On a scale of 1 (most challenging) to 10 (easiest), here are your levels for today:
Convincing witholding lovers
Dealing with retentive co-workers
Maintaining a reasonable level of sobriety until 6 p.m.
Of all registered voters polled by USA Today, 44% believe there is
intelligent life on other planets.
No poll as to the percentage of people who also write alien love poetry.
They are out there! Read their poetry!
Email me at hot_lizard_boy@yahoo.com!
I want to hear your story of alien abduction-turned-romance.
Read my heart-rending (and horrible) poems!
